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		<title>Solar Impulse takes to the skies!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>9 out of 10 Hipster Fags Agree&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you understand anything about the new age of information transportation, it&#8217;s that if the 1950&#8217;s era of information transportation had a police force it would have looked like an aging John Wayne, slowly swaggering up and down the street and refusing any suggestions that involved the word Progress, and if the 2000&#8217;s era of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blackmesacafe.wordpress.com&blog=2688061&post=345&subd=blackmesacafe&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blackberry Invasion!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bondgoneawol</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Black Mesa Restoration Project]]></category>
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		<title>Post Mortem</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent Nick</dc:creator>
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		<title>OHGOD THAT&#8217;S RACIST, ROB!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Agent Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a few people that I idolize in this world.  The first is Ben Franklin.  I know there are a lot of stories about his mannerisms and how he could be a temperamental, crude intellect at times, but I don&#8217;t really care.  to me, Franklin will always be a studious old [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blackmesacafe.wordpress.com&blog=2688061&post=327&subd=blackmesacafe&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;d Buy That for a Dollar!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I&#8217;ve cut back on the Random Music Monday stuff, I was kind of hoping to find a YouTube Theater Thursday that would actually sort of apply to both.  Lucky me, because I found the perfect video for the job.  Not only is it a showcase of some of the greatest YouTube videos [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blackmesacafe.wordpress.com&blog=2688061&post=324&subd=blackmesacafe&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It.  Is. Alive.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, what a productive Tuesday!  So, Random Music Monday&#8217;s been dead.  Youtube Theater Thursday?  Dead.  Why?  I&#8217;ve been busy!  And very excitedly so!  Today is Week 13, Day 2 of my diet and I have, so far, lost 27 pounds bringing the total to 63.  The 63 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blackmesacafe.wordpress.com&blog=2688061&post=321&subd=blackmesacafe&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Minimal Effort, Caruso.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to do something that would bridge the gap between funny and annoying, something that would give you a conflicting urge to smile quietly, laugh, or break your index finger trying to close out the window.  Thankfully, Youtuber stewmurray47 did all the hard work for me with this wonderful video that proves that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blackmesacafe.wordpress.com&blog=2688061&post=319&subd=blackmesacafe&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s hope there are no Vauxhalls here.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love beatboxing remixes of popular TV personalities.  The &#8220;Power of Billy Mays&#8221; video/tribute was brilliant, the &#8220;Should I Stay or Should I Go&#8221; mashup of British ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair&#8217;s speeches was fantastic, and so it should go without saying that a beatbox rendition of everyone&#8217;s favorite cranky, adrenaline addicted Englishman deserves a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=blackmesacafe.wordpress.com&blog=2688061&post=316&subd=blackmesacafe&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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