You’ve made an unfortunate series of decisions somewhere along your internet journey, and that’s brought you here. In the old days, a collection of opinionated, text-oriented individuals used to scrawl out long and detailed essays about trivial aspects of day to day life and leave them here on this website as a monument to a forgotten, simpler time when things were cheap (and so was talk, and probably, too, was sex). Now this site simply exists because, well, honestly we paid for this domain for like another 5 years and we can’t bring ourselves to sell ads for mydogsfirstpottytraining.com or whatever the hell people pay to advertise on ~THE INTERNET~.
Oh well! You’ll find your own way home.
(It’s on your navigation bar. It probably looks like a house.)
Who knows. Maybe someday we’ll write something clever or witty and if we do we’ll make sure YOU’RE THE FIRST TO KNOW.
